Saturday 24 November 2012

birthday ootd pics :)





 

Just a couple of pictures from my birthday, went to Great Yarmouth with my dad then just for a meal out. Had a lovely day, and even got a Bradley Wiggins mug from my granny, saying "just my cup of tea" ahaha what a card.
In the first pic, the jacket is from new look inspire range and was a birthday present,
devo tshirt was stolen from my ex bf, no idea where its from, and the skirt is new look inspire.
In the second pic my skirt is from asos curve, its a lovely skirt but SO SO tight so its worth sizing up a couple of sizes, absolutely ridic.
Didn't get a picture of my interview outfit but I went for a black&white polka dot dress and burgundy blazer :) It went alright, fingers crossed I got the job!

Monday 19 November 2012

Job Interview Outfits! TEAL ME ALL ABOUT IT!


Hello!
To the beady eyed amongst you, I've been off work for the past few months getting to grips with new medication and general depression crazy fun times. At last there's some light at the end of the tunnel; and I am job hunting! No sooner had I started but I have an interview on Thursday (pause for tv studio audience 'wooooo') for a shiny new job, back in the crazy biz we call SEO.
While on the phone taking down the particulars of my interview, before "smart dress code" had even been uttered my mind was transported to Helena Banks: Business Bitch. 
I had a look for some job interview clothing tips for plus sizes, and obviously there wasn't much that didn't include some dour black sack. I'm not good at dulling down my look at the best of times, and I don't see why an interview should be any different. The thought of a polyester pencil skirt and blazer combo sends shivers down my spine. To my first tip-
1. IT'S MOST IMPORTANT TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF
It's so tempting to go out and buy an all singing, all dancing outfit. Seeing as most plus sized clothes exist solely online (another rant for another day), you can't bloody well try them on! You have no idea how these clothes are going to fit, and if you feel uncomfortable in your clothes it's absolutely going to show in how you carry yourself. Confidence comes from the inside and shines out (ooh get me), so wear your foolproof outfit for confidence. For me, leopard print just makes me feel like a ball breaking badass. 
This wouldn't be much of a blog if my one and only tip was "wear what makes you feel good" so on I go...
2. SMART DOESN'T MEAN BORING! 
So back to my hatred of "office wear". In an interview environment you might not want to let your freak flag fly too much, but I personally feel that you want to put across what makes you special. If you're going to be talking about fashion in any capacity, its so important to walk the walk and talk the talk. Playful accessories and statement pieces can inject some humour into your outfit without making you look like Linda LaHughes. Teal is one of my favourite colours ever, and I think that teal accents in an outfit keeps it smart but interesting. 
3. TEAL ME MORE, TEAL ME MORE...
Back to teal, (the amy winehouse b side) and my never ending love for it. It's bright, classy and suits a variety of skintones. With other really simple accessories a teal accent can really make it POP! Chelsea boots are ALWAYS in season, and worth a good investment. Using them in this outfit gives the lace top a more androgynous edge. In this set I decided to make it look like the dress had a handbag as a head, because that is just the avant garde world I happen to live in.
So in conclusion, think a little bit outside the box with your interview outfits- just because it has to be smart it doesn't mean you're confined to boring clothing. Extend this to every part of your life, and be fearless and fabulous and they won't be able to do anything else but hire you!
I'll post pictures of what I do end up wearing, and wish me luck! xxx


teal me more, teal me more

Saturday 20 October 2012

kitsch jewellery and an update!

Hello!
I haven't really been blogging for god knows how long, and I can only apologise humbly with my head between my hands! Many things and nothing has been happening- in no uncertain terms I just had a cheeky bout of depression and had to move back in with my parents, oh we didn't half laugh! Oh no wait except we didn't. So I'm back in deepest darkest Norfolk, rocking the suburbs. Sans boyfriend, sans jobs, sans life my friends! But hey, I shall put my tiny violin away and get on with talking about jewellery.
I really hate jewellery. I don't wear it, I don't buy it, unless its costume jewellery it really doesn't interest me. I like my jewellery big, brash and kitsch. So these pieces on etsy-type website storevny really caught my eye. They're ultra femme and so gaudy- perfect perfect for a divine inspired outfit and hair that reaches the clouds. Big hair is a new thing for me, I'm trying to perfect the art of the beehive but it is a thankless task. Go hard or go home, as a Peruvian gigolo once said to me (that's a lie).
These pieces are reminiscent of the 90s, with barbie faces and pogs being made into necklaces. They're great prices as well, and I love knowing you have something that other people don't have. Beautifully made as well, and I spent around $14.00 in all, which I don't think is half bad.
Anyway, I'll get to my rekorderlig cider and look forward to a sloppy guiseppe in front of the xfactor (when did I become so predictable?) and swoon over James Arthur- amiright, laydeez? Give me someone with a less than conventional face and a big pair of NHS specs and I'm all over it!
BYEEEEE x

Sunday 8 July 2012

ootd!




I love this top so much, and it is paired with the peplum skirt than I am in love with, but that is fading fast because I wear it so often. 
This top is really fun and I love the graphics on it, it's got a kind of Keith Haring 80s vibe, and reminds me of the video to Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club. That's personally a bit of a summer classic. 
I decided to sweep my hair to the side, I don't know why but since I've grown my hair relatively long, I want to do something with it! So in a rush I just did a bit of a side sweep. 
I'll leave you with the aforementioned song, Genius of Love- 
                                    


hair of the day!



I decided to do something a bit different and try out backcombing my hair into an updo- a very very rough version of what I would consider a beehive to be. I seem to be able to manage the volume but not the height- maybe my hair needs to be longer, but I like this style!
I've also mixed decades, with hints of 50s and although the fred perry polo is considered mod, I would put this with 80s revival style/skinheads. But as I say, I can't just stick to one decade.
I'm currently decluttering my wardrobe, and I must say it's ace to look in your wardrobe and just think to yourself "fuck me, I've got great taste" haha well that's what I've been thinking! I'm putting a whole load onto ebay, which should give me money for, you guessed it, more clothes! It's the circle of life.
I want to wear my hair in an updo style when I go to see Morrissey on the 28th in Manchester, definitely have dreams of a bit of a dirty 50s girl group look- think slutty shangri la's mixed with the cramps!
I just like finishing with a song, so here ya go!




Saturday 7 July 2012

ASOS curve- why I think web content semantics are important


“Created by our ASOS Design Team with our customer in mind, ASOS CURVE presents a collection of plus size clothing to compliment the fuller figure. Look to ASOS CURVE for carefully considered trend-led styles from our mainline range, cleverly adjusted for the most flattering fit. This season, update your wardrobe with chic skater dresses and jersey tops, alongside playsuits and pretty blouses in bold prints and ultra-feminine lace, precisely cut for women of size 20 to 26.”

I love ASOS curve. Without them, I would no doubt be in big tunics and moo-moo’s. Everything they do is lovely. I want it all. And this isn’t JUST ASOS curve by a long chalk- a lot of other plus sized brands are guilty of this.
But I just have a serious beef with their web copy. This isn’t the hefty fucking hideaway, I am not the “fuller figure”… I do not need to be “carefully considered” or my clothes “cleverly adjusted” the whole thing smacks of walking on eggshells. The whole thing reads like ASOS is holding a huge bargepole, and only daning to touch up plus sized’s with it. 
ASOS are the leading in plus sized clothing, and they could just do amazingly at it. I know it’s only a small thing, but I read the copy and it makes me cringe. I just want fashion to be talked about with no mention to flattering my “feminine curves”. I do not speak for the majority in plus sized consumers, I am aware that a lot of people want to be flattered and they want certain aspects of their body hiding- but it feels like trying to sell hats to decapitated people without mentioning the fact that they don’t have a head. I’m fat, I wear clothes, sell them to me. I have money, I want you to take it. It would be a small step in fat acceptance, and something that I think brands could really benefit from.
Was anyone at plus north today? Unfortunately I couldn’t get up north, but I really wanted to ask people and brands about this. It just seems like there’s a huge niche market that isn’t being utilised, through things as simple as the semantics of copy.

Friday 6 July 2012

Another wishlist!

Another wishlist!
Oh yes, another wishlist! What can I say, the eternal consumer! But I'd just seen a few things I have my cheeky eye on, so here we go. I find these collages (polyvore) and pinterest an amazing way to document things I want to buy, and it's interesting to see how similar colours group themselves together- as you can see I'm thinking along kind of blues and oranges- not my usual!
Do you know what, as ever, george at asda dominates this collation of fine goods, their stuff is just so good, at prices not dissimilar to primark. I've found primark to really go down in my estimation these days, I used to get absolutely everything from there but it turned out that most of the stuff didn't fit properly (too small in the chest and big in the waist) but it's always ok for buying more gimmicky pieces that I'm not sure about- but still, I digress.
I've had my eye on these Guerlain highlighting pearls for some time- I have a blueish skin tone (i.e. LOOKS LIKE DEATH) so this is perfect for me. And I ADORE highlighting my non existant cheekbones! Delightful!
And I am seriously considering a beehive. Bleaching my hair is trouble enough, but I thought I'd go one further and try the beehive out for size.
Constantly looking for homewares- WHY? I've moved back in with my parents, I have no home to put my wares, but I want this hamburger and fries salt&pepper shaker so fricking badly!
If anyone is feeling generous, please treat me to any of the above.


Wednesday 4 July 2012

Forward planning...

Writing in New York


Black swimwear
monifc.com


Golden Girls Stay Golden Women's Junior T-Shirt - NBC Store
nbcuniversalstore.com








I am a massive one for planning outfits for holidays I haven't booked yet, jobs I don't possess and adventures I haven't gone on yet. Today is no different, as I'm planning on entering a writing competition to go to New York. I have decided to write a fresh script, but instead of doing that I am compiling pretend outfits in my head, and strutting down the streets of NY, jay-z and Alicia Keys serenading me, like a fat Carrie Bradshaw (nah I be trippin', hate Bradshaw with a vengence).
The spotty leggings are something I popped in, because well I wouldn't really wear them, but I'd very much like to. And I am hankering after a high waisted bikini so much, but have nowhere to wear it!
It's also a bit of an ode to one of my favourite sitcoms of all time, The Golden Girls (pause for obligatory "THANK YOU FOR BEIN' A FRIIIIEEEEND"). The handbag is a little nod to the stylings of Mrs Sophia Petrillo, my spirit guide.
In my dreams I meet Betty White in New York, this is before I appear on Jimmy Fallon, I meet Lorne Michaels and he invites me to be a writer on SNL. YES THIS COULD ALL TOTALLY HAPPEN.
So in order for all of this to happen, I need to actually go and write- what an imposition! I'll leave you with some classic Dorothy Zbornak, my favourite golden girl and feminist icon:



Monday 2 July 2012

I'm back!

I wore this to go and see Off! with my lovely boyfriend- both the dress and jacket are from Dorothy Perkins. The gig wasn't my usual vibe at all, but I had a great night out all the same. 
I did however fall in a puddle, and had a car full of men yell fat slag at me, but you can't win them all.

 Helloooo,
After a bit of a break I'm back, and will trying to endeavour to post more frequently on here, as I can usually be found reblogging gifs of cats over on my tumblr, but I'm going to keep to this to be talking about more meatier subjects and covering a lot of things. I started off wanting to just talk about plus sized fashion (or lack thereof), but there's so much that my life encompasses that I want to talk about all aspects of my life.
So I've given the layout a bit of a clean up, changed url while I still can before I get too blogger famous (pause for hearty laughter) and I'm ready to bare my soul over the internet!
Viva cake refers to one of my favourite Mozza albums Viva Hate, and my everlasting love for cake!
Here's my favourite track from the album, and because it's Sunday!




Sunday 10 June 2012

being a fat mod- plus sized subcultures



(me when I was around 18... yikes so about 4 years ago...)

              
(Roosevelt Matthews- You Got Me Diggin' You) 
 When I was younger, but not so much younger than now, I was really determined to be a mod. My Dad was a mod, an original mod from the 60s, working in Burtons when it was a proper tailors and spending all his money on shirts. The mod aesthetic has permeated my childhood, and shaped my tastes to this day.
I was around 16 when I plunged into being a mod. I always felt like I wasn't mod enough, being on internet forums with ageing faces who were finding it harder to fit into their sta press, proclaiming what was mod and what wasn't. Northern soul is fairly impossible to know it all. For a 17 year old girl I actually knew a hell of a lot, but in comparison to people who have spent their whole lives collecting and listening I felt like what I knew was a drop in the ocean. I never felt like I truly "got" everything and was ever good enough- clothing included.
So I kind of drifted out of it- subcultures are things I like to take certain bits from, and I can't and probably won't devote myself to one ever again.
But I am a lot fatter than when I was 17- that was me at my thinnest, and I am now at my biggest. I don't "suit" the mod look- a lot of it is androgynous and cut very close. Shirts done up make my breasts look, quite frankly, matronly, and I won't wear any kind of trousers.
But should I really care about what suits and flatters my body? The answer is yes, I still care. It's not that I want to minimise my size, but I do have curves, and boobs that are just too big for a lot of mod clothing. A lot of my staple british brands that I loved, and one day dreamed I'd be able to afford, don't stock my size. All I can do is adapt what I love and what I've grown up with, and change it to suit me.
Body positivity and acceptance is something that I feel so strongly about, but not feeling like I can be a part of something that means a lot to me is a bit galling. Should I get over it? Probably, and just wear what I want to wear and shut the fuck up. Here are clothes I'd buy if I was rich and thin- both not likely to happen-


mod staples

mod staples by banksieee 





including all british brands- baracuta, John Smedley, Fred Perry (both Amy Winehouse Collection) and Bass Weejuns.

Monday 28 May 2012

favourite plus sized pieces from george at asda

favourite pieces from george at asda

favourite pieces from george at asda by banksieee featuring a wrap dress


George at Asda is one of those brands that are often overlooked because they're a supermarket brand, but if you're looking for fresh new pieces that let you experiment with new styles this is a great way to do so. And look at all these gorgeous pieces, all for under £20! And they go up to a size 22 (and in some instances a 24) and their online service in my experience is fantastic.
I am, for want of a better phrase, a shortarse. Standing at 5ft 2 and being around a size 18, maxi dresses scream NO to me. No, this isn't for you- run, well ok not run, but go, leaaaaaavvveeee, don't darken maxi dresses door again! But it's so hot, like I'm a sweaty mess kind of hot. And the idea of a long cool swooshy dress with a callipo in my hand is making me swoon! I will definitely have to try this on to see if it suits me, and more importantly doesn't drag on the ground picking up all and sundry from the pavements of Leeds.
The shorts are another thing in the list of "things Helena can't wear for fear of her looking mental". As well as being short, I have a massive arse. I love it, but it's huge. So I'm not a great wearer of shorts- ergo playsuits (urgh, don't start me on the playsuit). BUT THEY'RE SO PRETTY! So I might have to give them a whirl, variety is the spice of life.
Bird prints are also HUGE at the minute, and I am loving it! The cheeky orange parrot top is a mere £8 so something I will be investing in come payday. So tropicaaaal! Just give me a pineapple to pop on my bonce and call me Carmen Miranda!

AWrap dress
£20 - direct.asda.com

Striped dress
£16 - direct.asda.com