Saturday 20 October 2012

kitsch jewellery and an update!

Hello!
I haven't really been blogging for god knows how long, and I can only apologise humbly with my head between my hands! Many things and nothing has been happening- in no uncertain terms I just had a cheeky bout of depression and had to move back in with my parents, oh we didn't half laugh! Oh no wait except we didn't. So I'm back in deepest darkest Norfolk, rocking the suburbs. Sans boyfriend, sans jobs, sans life my friends! But hey, I shall put my tiny violin away and get on with talking about jewellery.
I really hate jewellery. I don't wear it, I don't buy it, unless its costume jewellery it really doesn't interest me. I like my jewellery big, brash and kitsch. So these pieces on etsy-type website storevny really caught my eye. They're ultra femme and so gaudy- perfect perfect for a divine inspired outfit and hair that reaches the clouds. Big hair is a new thing for me, I'm trying to perfect the art of the beehive but it is a thankless task. Go hard or go home, as a Peruvian gigolo once said to me (that's a lie).
These pieces are reminiscent of the 90s, with barbie faces and pogs being made into necklaces. They're great prices as well, and I love knowing you have something that other people don't have. Beautifully made as well, and I spent around $14.00 in all, which I don't think is half bad.
Anyway, I'll get to my rekorderlig cider and look forward to a sloppy guiseppe in front of the xfactor (when did I become so predictable?) and swoon over James Arthur- amiright, laydeez? Give me someone with a less than conventional face and a big pair of NHS specs and I'm all over it!
BYEEEEE x