pudge bug

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this is a shirt my parents got me for my 21st, it's from Americuuhh and I feel so nervous wearing it because it's so delicate but I love it- not least of all because it says DICK on the front of it. If there's anyone who loves to be the embodiment of a carry on film it is me! Paired with my ol' faithful jersey peplum skirt from asos curve- the bag is also from asos but sadly the clasp has broken which is shite. 

Anyway this outfit served me very poorly for the scorching weather- I had to take sanctuary in a beautiful air conditioned pub where beer and fish finger sandwiches awaited me. I even braved primark which was a bold but oh so foolish move. On a completely irrelevant note I also fell over on the way home- meaning I can't go out dancing tonight because I can't walk very well- what a joke. Beer crisps and the voice are the vibe of tonight (today is sponsored by beer, quite clearly)

My eyes don't always look like pissholes in the snow. My boyfriend thought that is was rissoles in the snow which still makes me laugh to this day.